rodents

All da guls tink im so wexsy. Im like da Justin Weber of THE WODENT WULD.

back up off my nuts chick!

WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA GO TO HAMSTERDAM AND BECOME A CORN STAR!!!

Wingman of the Year

Yoo hazza SAD ? Yoo can hold my Teddy for a minnit .

I only squeak when I'm squoken to.

No, Trevor, it's left HIND leg red!

Plz hoomin Dun stick me up thur!!!

Brother, Sister We Must Go Now

Well, I finally got one Now how do I install apps?

NO! I DO NOT WANT TO RESTART NOW! STUPID UPDATE! I think you need to go outside and play for a while.

sthufferrin sthuccatash!!!

JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH. ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN

HONESTLY PEOPLE!!!