pose

"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?" "Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."

I has to pose for the lovely screensaver for da hoomans phones

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

Yogi Bear? No sir, I'm Yoga Bear.

(not an actual cockatoo)