"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?" "Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."
(not an actual cockatoo)
DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
Yogi Bear? No sir, I'm Yoga Bear.
Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!
I has to pose for the lovely screensaver for da hoomans phones
