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Freedom is Sexy

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Some Pickup Lines Work for ANY Species

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My Tank or Yours?

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Hey baby. I must be a lamp cause you turn me on

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It's a Win-Win Situation

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If you kiss me, I might turn into a handsome prince or maybe you'll see things you've never seen before. Either way, there's no reason not to kiss me.

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Bad Pick-Up Line Owl is Interested in You

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Do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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A Lady Can't Say No to That!

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ARE YOU LOST MA'AM? HEAVEN IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE

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Frogs Have the Best Pickup Lines

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Hey Baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

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I'm Flattered, Kitty, But I'm Taken

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LEMME GET THAT BUTT

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No, Gracias, Gatito!

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'ola Senorita! Wood yu like to see mi worm?

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