marriage

My wife went to the Shoe Repair store again today

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

ACCEPTANCE Knowing that no matter what, you will never get a word in edgewise.

And ANOTHER thing -

Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the s**t out of gay divorce court.

Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!