marriage

. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!

Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

My wife went to the Shoe Repair store again today

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

ACCEPTANCE Knowing that no matter what, you will never get a word in edgewise.

Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the s**t out of gay divorce court.

And ANOTHER thing -