marriage

Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

Gay marriages need to be legalized everywhere because I would watch the s**t out of gay divorce court.

ACCEPTANCE Knowing that no matter what, you will never get a word in edgewise.

Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

My wife went to the Shoe Repair store again today

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

And ANOTHER thing -

. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!