He's Knockin on the Back Door I'm ASCURED!
innuendo
P*SSY Sometimes you can't handle it.
Girl, touch my Lightning rod It's electrifying.
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.
Hey man Look at that rack!
ASS CURTAINS Rod has to be fitted through them.
Honest Honey It's Just a Muscle Massager for My Sciatica, I Promise!
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.
(Betty White, Slash)
Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.
"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"
Via retrogasm
It's all about location, but I say f**k it... we can just do it like animals on this slab behind me.
