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Liquor? I hardly know her!

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

TITO "THE TONGUE" LA GUIDO WELCOMES YOU TO HIS PUSSY PAD

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?

He keeps messing with his Hot Rod He won't let me mess with his rod

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

Have you seen enough Hentai , To know which way this is going?

LET'S JUST SAY I STUCK MY CARROT IN HER LETTUCE PATCH!

"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"

Hey man Look at that rack!

He's Knockin on the Back Door I'm ASCURED!

No, no, no. That's not what I meant when I said I want to get blown.

I've got a fish taco with your name on it.

No, thanks... I prefer beef burritos

IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF

AHHHH There's Waldo

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY