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LET'S JUST SAY I STUCK MY CARROT IN HER LETTUCE PATCH!

The new transgender, all volunteer fire department was absolutely a flutter today, at the insertion of their new pole.

Liquor? I hardly know her!

Will the Scoutmaster be awarding you his Appreciation Pin again tonight, Akela?

Hey man Look at that rack!

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?

All he wants... is a little head

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

He keeps messing with his Hot Rod He won't let me mess with his rod

P*SSY Sometimes you can't handle it.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY

Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.

(Betty White, Slash)

B**ch don't feed that snake I gota snake for ya right here

Take me down that bumpy road again!

ASS CURTAINS Rod has to be fitted through them.

Such a sexy sport!

ONCE YOU GO BLACK