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B**ch don't feed that snake I gota snake for ya right here

The new transgender, all volunteer fire department was absolutely a flutter today, at the insertion of their new pole.

TITO "THE TONGUE" LA GUIDO WELCOMES YOU TO HIS PUSSY PAD

REGINA Packs some serious meat

NICE HOOTERS

Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.

ASS CURTAINS Rod has to be fitted through them.

Such a sexy sport!

All he wants... is a little head

Honest Honey It's Just a Muscle Massager for My Sciatica, I Promise!

You're giving me Bollywood.

Emily liked to start the day with a good hard ride, but this morning she took her horse out instead.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

FRENCH TICKLER You're not French and that doesn't tickle.

oooh it's so small

(Madonna)

Will the Scoutmaster be awarding you his Appreciation Pin again tonight, Akela?

P*SSY Sometimes you can't handle it.