Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
Um, Mom, you really should be looking this way.
NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.
Everyone shut the f**k up I'm trying to think
"Do you suppose I roared too loud?" "Probably. That guy's going to be stuck up on top that pole for a long time!"