You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
drunk
JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!
You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.
THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS
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I just...I just love you
'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?' 'That it makes u pretty?'
I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
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HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.
