You huwted my feewings...
(Matthew Perry)
Cheer up, they said Things could be worse, they said I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse
THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG
Typical tiger reaction to finding out Tony the Tiger isn't real
I Loved You 3 You Hurt Me Why'd You Leave...
LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS
So ronery
Why have you trapped my people?