crying

OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE

Hi, you may remember me from the alphabet

STAP IT RAHN YET TRAMAHTIZING MEH

CRY ME A RIVER

we told him not to play tag with Chuck Norris

I HIT 'DISMISS' INSTEAD OF 'SNOOZE' SO NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY WAKE UP

Ball Boy Down! Ball Boy Down!!

My condolences to all the ball boys of the world.

THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT ITCHES BUT IT TICKLES WHEN I SCRATCH IT

LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS

Oh, yeah? Well, you're no prize either.

Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.

Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!

Tubby click click!

mommy?

(Taylor Lautner)

Mommy's sorry We ran out of Coca-Cola

People usually ask ME "why the long face?"