crow

Keep Cawing and Carrion

Quoth the raven... "Whatever, dude"

I'b awlwayz bin da blak cheep ob da famblee but I'm okai wif it. I meen wut wuz I gonna inherit? Ded carcussez and uddr garbaj. I dunt need dat, rly.

"Touch me and die" poke

Basement Cat gets groomed at Birdbath & Beyond

Somebody's About To Eat Crow... In Three...Two...One...

Just having a bite before I have to get ready for the graveyard bust-sitting shift.

Why should your apology result in MY death? I didn't give you a big mouth.

Excuz me, dis my spot!!

Tsk, look at that. I'm getting crow's feet.