The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
WTF... I have a leg
Now calm down, Honey Let me explain
No, no. It was float like a HUMMINGBIRD, sting like a bee.
...Dis balloon sux.
I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.
What did I eat last night??
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"Thumper?" "WTH?"
Oh give me a home Where the buffalo roam