Dad was adamant about having his coffee and bong hit before bed!
Would you like your coffee with or without hamster hair?
I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY FACE ANYMORE
HEY! Where's the Coffee In my Morning Milk?
CAFFEINE HE WONT BE CUTE FOR LONG
Columbian or Turkish?
DECAF? YOU WANT ME TO SWITCH TO DECAF? 'NEIGH' I SAY!