"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well." When in &*%$# are the props people gonna get me a skull?
bird
If you don't get off that damn phone and put out some seeds you're about to see an Angry Bird!
Yo dawg, I'm downy wid dat.
Iz okay my friend. I talked that big dog next door into chasing that nasty kitty cat for a change.
Dat iz teh last tiem I ordur anything on teh rocks
By Unknown
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
You have 2 seconds to move your eyes up to her face BEFORE I GOT FOR 'EM!
