beer

...one bourbon... ...one scotch... ...and one beer.....

Wait guys! I think I found some beer!

THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES

While you're up Get me a beer

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

This needs more Beer Barely taste it

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

Damn Clydesdales... Just 'cause they've got a big time contract with Budweiser they think they can do whatever they damn well please...