beer

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

Wait guys! I think I found some beer!

CREATIVE ACCOUNTING I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."

...one bourbon... ...one scotch... ...and one beer.....

THIS... IS... AWESOME!!!!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

EVOLUTION The alligators are catching on

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES

While you're up Get me a beer