beer

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

CREATIVE ACCOUNTING I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

I'll take a beer, toots And make it snappy

Wait guys! I think I found some beer!

While you're up Get me a beer

Damn Clydesdales... Just 'cause they've got a big time contract with Budweiser they think they can do whatever they damn well please...

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

...one bourbon... ...one scotch... ...and one beer.....

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

THIS... IS... AWESOME!!!!