accident

Pandas There's a reason why they're endangered.

I did not see that pole, i SWEAR

If we're very quiet, we can observe the rare import in its natural habitat, drinking from the pool, while keeping an eye out for predators

I'm sure that'll dry right out...

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

PROBLEM SOLVED

I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!

With friends like mine, this will probably end up on Facebook.