accident

I did not see that pole, i SWEAR

I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

PROBLEM SOLVED

Pandas There's a reason why they're endangered.

If we're very quiet, we can observe the rare import in its natural habitat, drinking from the pool, while keeping an eye out for predators

I'm sure that'll dry right out...

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

With friends like mine, this will probably end up on Facebook.