accident

PROBLEM SOLVED

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!

If we're very quiet, we can observe the rare import in its natural habitat, drinking from the pool, while keeping an eye out for predators

I'm sure that'll dry right out...

With friends like mine, this will probably end up on Facebook.

Pandas There's a reason why they're endangered.

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

I did not see that pole, i SWEAR