accident

With friends like mine, this will probably end up on Facebook.

I did not see that pole, i SWEAR

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!

Pandas There's a reason why they're endangered.

PROBLEM SOLVED

If we're very quiet, we can observe the rare import in its natural habitat, drinking from the pool, while keeping an eye out for predators

I'm sure that'll dry right out...

Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.