wet

ai dunt want 2 pway anymore...

dun b sad ur bafftiem hairdo iz super cyoot!

Uh oh. Your nose isn't cold or wet! You feelin' okay?

no nawt ok ai haz a sick.

Did you know that because of its strength, intelligence and abilities in obedience training it is often employed in police and military roles around the world?

Ai haz a dignified... and a soggy... but mostly a dignified.

sadly ai dunt kno wat ur takin bout.

SPRING PLANTING

WHAT!?? U bury things to make more of them grow??

Dude, we better go dig up those cats we buried...

b kareful wat u berry!

but you said nom. i swear i heard you say nom. i swam all that way because i heard you say nom. i did.

make shur itz nawt a trap!

ai dont chuuz to be dis adoruble it just coms naturully.

yea aim all nachural.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS GOES IN THE RECYCLING BIN???

we gotta sab teh enbironmnt!

Gremlins... Don't get them wet!

gremlinz r so weeird...

Many people mistake Newfies as a "black St. Bernard." While in fact, the Newf came first and was bred into the St. Bernard in the nineteenth century.

Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.

how much doez ur goggie lub u?

Next time turn off the automatic sprinkler before you tie me up out there.

sprinklerz sum goggiez liek em sum h8t em.

DO THE CREEP!

y u gotta b so creeeeepy?

Me dunno wat it is, but i wan it, without me gittin wett.

i fink gittin wet iz unavoidabibil.