Uh oh. Your nose isn't cold or wet! You feelin' okay?
no nawt ok ai haz a sick.
Did you know that because of its strength, intelligence and abilities in obedience training it is often employed in police and military roles around the world?
Ai haz a dignified... and a soggy... but mostly a dignified.
sadly ai dunt kno wat ur takin bout.
SPRING PLANTING
WHAT!?? U bury things to make more of them grow??
Dude, we better go dig up those cats we buried...
b kareful wat u berry!
but you said nom. i swear i heard you say nom. i swam all that way because i heard you say nom. i did.
ai dont chuuz to be dis adoruble it just coms naturully.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THIS GOES IN THE RECYCLING BIN???
Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
Many people mistake Newfies as a "black St. Bernard." While in fact, the Newf came first and was bred into the St. Bernard in the nineteenth century.
Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
Next time turn off the automatic sprinkler before you tie me up out there.
DO THE CREEP!
Me dunno wat it is, but i wan it, without me gittin wett.