warning

luk owt!!!

I'm a hotdog man myself, but you wouldn't believe what the cat wants to do to you guys.

One more time. If you don't say something, I'm gonna raise my leg on you.

whateber aim gonna raid mai chiken!

Wut part ob my "Ice is too thin" warning dint yu unnerstand, hoomin?

dis izzn't a gud playc 2 b skaytin, ya noez...

Iz warning yus not to open till berfday

itz not ezactly what ai wuz hoping 4...

Take one more step And see wut happens

I might be small... but i is fears.

WARNING! Your noo lazer dog has slight malfunction Please to read manual and reassemble properly. Fankoo

THIS IS MY BONE AND I AM HAPPY BUT TAKE IT AND I WONT BE.

I'z not habin a good day! Be nice t' me, or U not eiver.

I GOT THIS FOR YOU!!!! (JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE GARDEN, OK?