I can haz walkies?
YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!
throw me a freakin bone here
maek it a big wun!
I finded da bestest spot fer a piknik... Just waitin fer you and da noms...
ai will b runnin' a wittle bit laet! sowwy!
I Ezz Readyy Fo' Ma Back Rubd
ai noes a rilly skilled shiba inu who can halps!
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.