terrier

TEH WURST PART IZ POOP IZ STILL STUCK ON MAH BUTT

From Logan's Youtube description: "Maggie, my 19-year-old rat terrier, woke me up early this morning with the most epic sneezing fit I've ever seen. Managed to catch the end of it on video (sorry for vertical). She's had some vestibular problems the past few years, so I'm holding her to keep her from slamming her old head into the floor with every sneeze."

Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.

get ur own sammich!

i'm watching the game here can you keep it down?

sum goggies r big sportz fanz.

MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.

Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.

he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.

Don't call us... We'll call you.

do u eben kno how 2 use dat iphone?

OK!, THIS IS AWKWARD.

iz dat moar or less awkwurd den dis?

Aye, it may be 'eco-friendly', but this new vegan dog food is crap.

meybe u need 2 try walkin veggies?

Here's comes another one of those flying cats.

Yeah...fourth one in the last 15 minutes.

C'mon, go ask her. It's just a dance. No biggy. Worse case scenario, she says no. Won't kill me. Might bruise the ego a little, but I'll be fine. Besides, she might say yes! Hey, I'm sweet. I'm adorable. What's not to like? Yeah, I can this. No, I'm GONNA do this! Deep breaths...and time to make my move. I'M GOIN IN!

On, no not again. Song's over!