Walk tall, and carry a big stick. Whether for walking or for "talking", it will get the job done. Just don't lean to heavily on these, you don't want to get into the stick of it. Enjoy these woody puns and jokes to keep you content all day.
The Over Achiever - not only fetches the stick but brings you shish ka bird.
u looked sad, so wez bwot u a stik.
If you wanted the stick.... WHY did you throw it?
This is my stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Ohai, hotdogs! U voted last week in da Face Off between da Tibetan Spaniel and da Pharaoh Hound 2 determin wich goggie wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week. An luk!! Teh Pharaoh Hound wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Pharaoh ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
I iz plum tukurd owt. Hoomin frew a stik 10 MILEZ and I brot it bak. Duz dat sownd far feched tu yu?
Happy Dalmatian week ebbryone! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
Biting off more that he could chew was Rusty's favorite pastime.
You just gonna lay there bleeding, or are you gonna throw the stick?
Happy Greyhound Week ebbrybody! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
Pole Valtin hrdr than it looks akshully
come on wave where r u?!? got 2 hide my stick