b kareful wiff portalz 2 odder wurldz.
dunt get stuk in teh coch!!!
I'M SORRY BUT THE CAT MADE ME DO IT. wat did he maek u do???
im iz sry... for peeing on dah carpet. i got u teh forgiviness teddy bear...
gibing apology giftz iz alwys a gud idea.
Sorry, we're at capacity.
u betta b srry.
I'm sorry I pooped on the floor by your bed.
i had a hole bukey...
Sorry, haven't seen your tennis ball.