Uh oh. Your nose isn't cold or wet! You feelin' okay?
no nawt ok ai haz a sick.
If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.
I has a sick. Sick sucks.
I r not feelin well. Can u terrorize teh neighbors kat 4 me?
Tell the mail man I'm sick
Hi Dad! Mom sed I cud sleep on yor syde tonite! I got Measlmumpflu! I contagus!