realization

Every time I read "rofl" I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".

i fink u been wachin 2 much skooby-doo.

I'm contacting the shelter. It's obvious there has been a mix-up, and I was adopted by some really common people. So far there has been a distinct lack of steak; the water in my bowl is anything but sparkling, and worst of all- there is a cat on the premises!

da prezident ob teh fancy dog society will heer ob dis!

Whadayamean there's a cat On my head?!?!1?

Ohai... yoo smellz like... bacon... Wait a minute.... didn't yoo say we wuz out?

Why hello good looking. Oh wait, that's my tail I'm talking too.

By the prickling in my thumbs, something wicked this way com---- Oh crap, it's here already, isn't it???