By Unknown
"I STOLE A POTATO"
I only borrowed it...
well den wat did u do wiff it?
All I said was, "yes, that cat bed makes you look fat..."
Your kisses feel like punishment
Well, that's ONE puppy that won't come swaggering round here again
How long do you think she's gonna make us stay out here? You're the one who butt-scooted on the carpet! All I did was ask politely for a bite of her tuna sammich... ...30 or 40 times...
I berry disappoynted hoomin Nao cleen up dis mess and think bout what you let me do.