puggle

The cat jumped in the bucket when he tried this. He landed in the toilet down the hall.

That puggle just doesn't give a single darn...

itz nawt sorcery itz technology!

but soon der will b full robo-goggiez.

ai've got mai eye on errybuddy!

I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.

sry nawt errybudy kan be a wizurd...

They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?

lemme return teh favor!

Well. looks like i'll be eating dry kibble for the rest of the month again.

meybe u shud play wif other goggies?

He won't go.

i fink u mait b doin it wrong...

i'm sexy and i know it right?

u gotta hab moar confidunse!

He makes it look so easy.

Your turn's coming, Cat. I saw a little pink sweater in the house.

Pink? Dude, have some pride. I poop where I want and dey pick it up. I'm doin' alright.

DUDE SEIROUSLY, NOW?

=Da laydeez dey luvs me

and ai luv dem!!

Skeptical Dog does not believe you made that treat "magically disappear"

nope, ai am nawt bying dat at awl!