By Sylviag (Via www.ohmagif.com)
The cat jumped in the bucket when he tried this. He landed in the toilet down the hall.
puggle
By Unknown
I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
Well. looks like i'll be eating dry kibble for the rest of the month again.
He won't go.
i'm sexy and i know it right?
Your turn's coming, Cat. I saw a little pink sweater in the house.
Pink? Dude, have some pride. I poop where I want and dey pick it up. I'm doin' alright.
=Da laydeez dey luvs me
Skeptical Dog does not believe you made that treat "magically disappear"
