no dat 1 iz 4 teh kitteh...
ai took kare ob teh delibery man 2!
dey alwayz find der way hom again...
HELLO, MR. MAILMAN. I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
i've been waitin 4 a looong tiem...
Tell the mail man I'm sick
Just mailed the cat to Alaska Having a awesome day!!!
ai had 2 b kwik abowt it!
Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot
nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!
Special delibery! Of cuteness!
luks liek sum1 else ai knoz!
stoopid amazon! dis isnt wut i orderd!!
here, lemme halps u wif dat!