did ur hoomin do dis 2 u?
but ai kan pretend ai do!
iz dis 1 ob dose silly cookin showz?
akully dose fings r pretty tasty!
The new dog really creeps me out.
dun laff, r u shur dats nawt a goggie?
Only the best for you, my dear!
whateva u do, don laff!
They laughed at my lobster costume. I laughed when I boiled them in hot water!
but, ai don't fink you is dat silly... snicker
ai kan haz sum melted butterz?