Plz can we sleep in ur bed! Plz!!!!!
Watch your step, boy, or I'll scratch you so hard, you'll be howlin' for a week! You realize you've been declawed, right?
Your kisses feel like punishment
Didn't know kitteh could hold onto teh ceiling wif hers clawz, totally up- side downs, wif hers tail all floofy, spitting and hissing...
Chiropractor kitteh adjusts lumbar vertebrae