um yeah mayb bedder if u dont kno...
b kareful wiff portalz 2 odder wurldz.
ai fink we fownd teh culprit!
ugggh dis totes sux...
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
I swear it attacked me first!
honestly, dis is awl ur fault, aifinkso!
Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?
i got sum splaining to do
ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!