A house is not a home, but it can be. If you make it, they will come, so put four walls up and chuckle at some house puns.
What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!
pwease come home soon!
Dis goghizzie iz pawsome!
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.
With this Nose I can track a rabbit for 15 Miles! I can't find my way Home after 500 yards. But I can track a rabbit for 15 miles!!