Where there's smoke, there's fire. These smokey jokes will have you peering through the haze for more. Just don't get too close to these raging puns and jokes, you might get burned.
At my age, only three things can make me go running. When someone yells "Fire!", "Free food!" or "The free food is on fire!".
DUNT JUGE MEH!
When her family's house caught fire, Diamond barked and woke them all up. When Dad couldn't find her human sister, Diamond found her and led the firefighters to her. Now she's an official National Dog Hero according to the SPCLA.
Congratulations to Diamond and her whole lucky family!
MY DOG SPITS FIRE BALLS Your argument is invalid.