explanation

Before you go inside....I can explain.

u def got sum splainin to do!

I still have to figure how I'm going to explain this to Duke....

So lemme git dis strayt, u put me throo dis cuz yoo tink I smell funneh?

uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.

Fubzy ting? Wee deaded it. U wellcoms.

OH, DA NANNY CAM WAZ ON?.... I WAZ JUS WATERIN DA PLANTZ

Feline Alarm System Activation.... why it is hard to sneak up on a cat

Ur telebishun remoat? I bareed it in teh yard... why? Did yew nawt luk der?

Me, I'm dishonest, and A dishonest man you can always Trust to be dishonest. Honestly. ^-^

silber lining: dis is proof u wuz missed

The cozy monster got me

Nom, nom, nom, nom ,nom. Jus doin' my mantra.

IM TO CUTE TO BE IN HERE!!

So, what you're telling me is that we're getting a cat. Super.