do not want

I HATE MONDAYS

TEH WURST PART IZ POOP IZ STILL STUCK ON MAH BUTT

It's only a matter of time before you start filming it in slow motion.

talk 2 teh magik genie he kan help u.

This basset hound does NOT want to walk. Or maybe he just really likes getting dragged?

I don't wanna bring the ball back. It rolled in poop. Prolly mine.

oh ok, stiks r gud, ai liek stiks.

Do I LOOK as if I feel like sharing?

dis wun iz main... also dat wun... der all main.

These new green hotdogs leave much to be desired.

bleh i h8t green stuff nawt yummy.