Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!
I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED
I swear it attacked me first!
I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo
i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!