destruction

Unless you're a human.

Aliens?

do u rly beweve in alienz?

Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.

i dunno if iz believez ur stori...

What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!

pillowz r fun 2 splode!

I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.

kittehs r always gud exkuse.

I Don't See The Problem

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER EVER EVER EVER COMING HOME EVER SO I PANICKED

we's habing a luverz spat!

He started it.

shur he did...

I swear it attacked me first!

honestly, dis is awl ur fault, aifinkso!

I wuz cold so... i mades a igloo

ai haz maed wun, 2!

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!