u cud just steelz teh cuppcaek.
It taunts me... jus taek it, who gonna notice?
OMG SPINKLES!!!!!!!
Hand ovah cupcake en noone gets huwt
Iz twue wat dey said, da cake IZ a lie...
but, u sayd dere wud b sum here!
Nawt imprest wid teh fat fwee whip whip.