child

erry single day!!!

It's a pillow, It's a pet - it's a Pillowpet!!!

sumptimz its teh owner dat has teh pillowz.

DOWN FOR THE COUNT Literally

ai am literully exhausted!

he habs a gud dogtur...

I fwouynd mai new bes friend....

ai iz awlwayz gunna b dere fur u!

we fostering until we finds it a home

mebbe we juss keeps it?

they spaded me... ...so I adopted their litter of one.

dis sertanlee b lubs!

Ninja tip #5: BLEND IN!!

ai am stillz in traynings, akshully.

When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???

ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...

Iz mine all mine!

we iz gunna share eberyfing 2gedur!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Teh littl hooman It has flavur

officecat

love, & loyalty we haz it

u light up mai lyf!!

"No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy." --Bern Williams

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

This is WAY better than a pony!

mai corgi cuzzin' gawt da ponie!