book

dad kan b super protektib ob der dotterz.

ai'm sure u kan find a goggie dat'll eatz it.

ai wuz jus tryin 2 help, geez...

TL;DR

i like teh buks wiff pics bettr.

AND THE WICKED WITCH ATE THE KITTEH AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

kan u tell teh 1 bout widdle red ridin hood?

oh FUDGE . . . it's NOT a cookbuk

u kan still trai 2 enjoy reedin.

"Know your enemy, know yourself!" Sun Tzu - The Art of War

now we mus preepair 4 war!

Why aren't you petting me?? I'm waaay cuter than your stupid book!

u dont need bookz! u dont need faycebook eiber!

The long expected sequel to 'The cat who walks through walls'. Robert A. Heinlein "The Dog Who Tried to Follow The Cat But Got Stuck Instead"

sounz kewl but i prefer fantashy buks.

My dear fellow, this is clearly a misunderstanding of monumental proportions...

I mean woof.

woof indeed.

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Dalmatian wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Dalmatian ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

You forgot to pay the excess feline tax. Now you got to pay $100,000. I'd get rid of that nasty thing if I were you.

pay up, buddie!