bernese mountain dog

if ur gonna film me. get my good side.

ai am luking 4 a diff kind ob foto...

Because collars are too mainstream.

dey r wai 2 lowd sumtiemz, 2!

this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms

tiem 2 eets!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Thunderstorms change everything...

dere r worse fings den storms!

Youz got a little cheez on ur cheek.... ....there, I gotz it for youz.

u r so silly!

i iz taking new meds one of teh symtomz iz dry tonguez

hoap it doez nawt stick arownd 4 long!