I could reach them, so I assumed they were for me.
I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME.
I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug
When uz bury da ebedence son, u hafta bury ALL de ebedence!
i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!
Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader
hiya! guess wat i did tooday... on 2nd thought, you might not want to know...
I, X-Ray, do solum 'n swearz, dat I will nevah carve mah name inna tabull agains.