bad dog

fine u kan has cookie.

but mud baffs r so much moar fun!

I could reach them, so I assumed they were for me.

but sum buks r just rly bad!

I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME.

ur not spose 2 liek it! dats teh point!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

I caught THIS fing peeing on yer rug

welp, u noez hao it goez, kitteh...

When uz bury da ebedence son, u hafta bury ALL de ebedence!

nao awl we needz iz a gud lawyer!

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!

EvRy1 lies in profile pic

uh oh! dis guy habs an attitood!

Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.

u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?

da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader

welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!

hiya! guess wat i did tooday... on 2nd thought, you might not want to know...

ai hab a feelin' ai noes wat u did...

I, X-Ray, do solum 'n swearz, dat I will nevah carve mah name inna tabull agains.

jus consider dis a new interior dezign!