Mah beverridge... it missing 'brella thingy.
Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
Candy may be dandy but liquor is quicker
Why, yez. I DO cares to sees da wine list!
Aiz has a fake ID!!!
Maramdrunk the wino dog!
Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?
DON'T BE SELFISH BARRY MAKE ME A HOLIDAY COCKTAIL, TOO!
I has da Pinot Grigio, Pwease
I ned an ID ,sir
iz beena long week i deserve dis
In dog beers... I've only had 1...