Imagine: it's the middle of the week, nighttime, you're sleeping, everything is lovely, then suddenly BOOM. Something crashes in your house. If you're first reaction, instead of fear of an intruder, is a resigned sigh and muttering the words: "3am... again..." congratulations, you're a cat owner, and your cat is having some zoomie time. 

We don't know precisely why our little crazy furballs have these intense fits of energy at the absolutely worst times, but they do. And though when they wake us up from our precious sleep in the middle of the night on a workday, we might want to cry ever so slightly, but... at least we have a little cat demon to cuddle.

When it comes to rescued animals, sometimes, no matter how hard you try, it takes a while for them to get used to their new environment, to learn to love and trust the humans that saved them. But once it does happen, once you see your gorgeous rescues with their bellies up and their eyes closed, you are filled with such love and joy it's hard to contain. 

And even when it's not your own rescue, that uncontainable joy is spread to everyone. So, when twitter users decided to share stories of them rescuing their pets and how happy those pets are now, we knew that we had to share some of them with you too - to bring some of that joy into your day as well. 

If you have your own wholesome rescue stories to share, come talk to us in our Facebook community: ICanHas Storytime.

You know how you're in love with dogs? And by extent, any dog-looking this is also something that you want to pet? Yeah, we love wolves too, but... how big and dangerous are wolves actually? Because as far as we see, wolves are super affectionate, and they're the biggest goofballs, and yes, to us, they are basically dogs. 

Well, tumblr is about to give you a reality check by showing you just how big wolves are... But if you're anything like us, them being totally dangerous, enormous, and not always dog-like in behavior is... not going to stop you even slightly from wanting to cuddle them.

Why, it's a horse, of course! Sometimes we just get the urge to horse around and ignore all our current responsibilities and that is essentially what this list is all about. Except, not only will we be horsin' around, but we'll be horsin' around with horse memes! Which is even better because it includes two of our favorite things, goofing off and animals. 

When it comes to animal memes, we've pretty much seen it all so it's refreshing to come across some memes we have yet to dip our toes into, and we gotta say... feels good. Strange, but good. We hope this list of horses helps you continue your horsin' around and leaves you with a smile and lack of accomplishment! 

Dogs: weirdos that we cannot help but love. They're the very best boys and girls, and we love them dearly, but sometimes, they are so heckin' weird, doing the strangest things, being the biggest weirdos in the world. And okay, fine, them being weird is one of the reasons we love them as much as we do. Dogs being weird are dogs being special. 

The weirder the dog, the more we love them. And the users posting on r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog know that better than most and constantly give us weirdos to love. So, thank you to them for sharing their goofballs. 

Mmm... food. We, humans, love food but do you know who loves food even more? Your pet(s). If your pet is anything like ours, you probably don't get a moment of peace from the moment you open the fridge to the moment you finish your last bite. And of course, if you leave your plate unattended (even if it's empty), your pet will be there faster than you can blink! They are truly sneaky animals. 

Let's be real though, we obviously can't feed our pets 24/7, they would never stop eating and their health would be in jeopardy. They don't know it but we don't feed them 24/7 because we love them and care about their health. Sometimes, we wish we could tell them that so they don't think we're absolute villains. 

We're pretty sure pets think about food 98% of their day, and the other remaining amount they're just dreaming of food.  In collaboration with Israeli artist, Ilana Zeffren, we get a glimpse of what that moment is truly like. 

if you want more cat enjoyment, be sure to check out last week's installment: Illustrator Creates Fun Cat Costume Guessing Game!

You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from getting laid, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising. It turns out cats might just be the ultimate c*ck blocks!

We'd love to hear your stories, cat owners! Share it with us in the comments below.

And just a little reader discretion, the following stories are uncensored and quite naughty. Naughty but definitely hilarious, and very relatable. Proceed with caution.

Have you ever taken your dog to the groomer, hoping for a tiny little trim just so you're able to see their shape a little bit better again, and then it happens, and suddenly your dog looks like a different dog? Apparently, you're not the only one. Twitter is on the hunt today, and they are coming for PetSmart because they are done with bad doggo haircuts. 

It's a worthy cause, we want our puppers to look adorable and not like shaved little weirdos. At the very least though, these doggo haircut fail pictures are so funny, they at least make it kind of worth it lol.