NOT THE BIN. ANYTHING BUT THE SMALL PLASTIC BIN.

Turns out fish can bite back, too.

Probably not safe for driving, but who cares. Poor husky.

I never, NEVER, have this much fun with dental hygiene products.

RUN, MEN! FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUUUUUUUUN!

EEEEEEEEEEK

Sampson the Cowardly Mastiff.