We agree, rhino. It IS a pretty ugly fake dinosaur.

Can't a rhino just get some peace and quiet around here?

Never pick a fight with an elephant. You may forget what the fight was about, but the elephant sure won't.

At least the rhino put on some eyeshadow before going on a fake rampage.

This is a drill at a Tokyo Zoo simulating a rhino escape and how zoo staff would react. The rhino is fairly unconvincing, but it still makes for solid entertainment.