According to the owner,
"After significant resistance, I am now in possession of a leash trained cat. Next, she'll fetch the mail for me."
Starring Wooten the Cat
Don't bother me, I'm catatonic. On that thought, you can actually totally bother me, I really won't notice.
Is this real life?
I know exactly how that feels, cat.
Why do cats forget that their tongue exists sometimes...?
Lazy, but effective.