Dachshund Vs. Penguin

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Who will win?! My money is on the penguin.

WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHAT IS HE DOING IN MY HOUSE

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Whoever he is, he's pretty handsome. BUT HE IS STILL AN OUTSIDER.

Deeply, Deeply Confusing

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It's like a train wreck, you know you shouldn't watch, but damn is it adorable.

Dangerous Plastic Prey

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Impeccable form, if a little misdirected. Wait for it...

I Don't Like That Other Guy

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He's got a mean face. The kind of face you just can't trust...

Very Interested Dog

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Hear that? Sounds pretty interesting, IMO.

Why Can't I Get the Birds?

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I don't get it! They're RIGHT THERE!

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