Well, maybe it isn't exactly like Schrodinger's hypothesis, but the other cat sure is interested in the research.

I roll with a ten-pound tabby. Don't mess with me.

A classic: The old poke-and-run technique.

RUN, MEN! FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUUUUUUUUN!

Low speed vulture chases can be the most terrifying, but seriously, lady?

Not so much an April Fools prank by The Weather Network as it is a very accurate commentary on how evil geese can be.