Don't mess with me. I may eventually make my way over and attack.
Starring Wooten the Cat
Don't bother me, I'm catatonic. On that thought, you can actually totally bother me, I really won't notice.
Cat? Cat? You with me, cat?
Man cats are weird. He's making me nervous. SAY SOMETHING, CAT.
Think about how your daddy feels, cat. THINK ABOUT HOW YOU ARE IGNORING HIM.
You ever get so lazy you kick yourself in the face?
A theremin is an electronic music player, and this cat is a musical GENIUS.