He wasn't so keen to teach me the Cat Daddy.

Maybe if you whistle the right tune it'll follow you home to help tidy up?

All birds have sympathies that lie with the Empire. Did you not know that?

Oh, and May the Fourth STILL be with you!

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A classic: The old poke-and-run technique.

I don't get it! They're RIGHT THERE!

RUN, MEN! FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUUUUUUUUN!

Persistence is the method to victory.