I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU, WIPERS

Don't mess with me. I may eventually make my way over and attack.

Check out dat stink eye at 0:44 seconds.

I SAID I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

STUPID TOILET I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR YOU PORCELAIN B*STARD!

Sometimes cats get angry. When they get angry, they hiss. Or growl. And then sometimes that hissing and growling turns into a full-on STARING CONTEST.