You failed so badly, All of the polar bears at the zoo facepalmed.
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Oh, magic orange! Will I ever get married? U SUK lol
It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.
but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.
I'd tell you what I think of you
But I don't have a middle finger...